Obama's Real Cabinet

Obama’s Real Cabinet

I suppose a lot of you have been taken in. I was. Hillary Clinton, Timothy Geithner and the others–these are not the real choices. These are cover-ups until Barrack Hussein Obama is sworn in, on January 20, 2009. I have heard from a source I cannot reveal the real Cabinet appointees as well as the appointees to other high positions. They are:

Secretary of State: Noam Chomsky

Secretary of the Treasury: Sam Bowles and Herb Gintis (sharing the role just as they co-
authored many books)

Secretary of Defense (also shared): Howard Zinn and Osama bin Laden (if foreigners are allowed)

Attorney General: Bernadine Dohrn (yes, she has a legal degree)

Secretary of the Interior: Jim Hightower

Secretary of Agriculture: Pete Seeger (always an environmentalist, except in Stalin’s Russia)

Secretary of Commerce: Dennis Kucinich (got to have some "conservatives" in these positions, somewhere)

Secretary of Labor: Stanley Aronowitz--who else?

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Michael Moore or Tom Hayden, still undecided

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Tom Hayden or Michael Moore, still undecided

Secretary of Education: Bill Ayres (an old friend and obvious choice)

Secretary of Veterans Affairs: George W. Bush (the bi-artisan angle and former draft dodger)

Secretary of Homeland Security: Bruce Franklin (a specialist on Moby Dick and long ago, fired from Stanford, although he had tenure, and a classmate of mine, at Amherst College)

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White House Chief of Staff: Bernie Sanders (but only if he promises to wear a tie)

Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency: Alexander Cockburn (a leftist who doesn’t believe in global warming--a perfect choice)

Director of the Office of Management and Budget: William Greider

Head of the National Drug control Policy: Ron Paul (uniting with libertarians)

U.S. Trade Representative: Naomi Klein (may be a shocking choice)

Chairman of the Federal Reserve System: Robert Borosage

Commissioner of the Social Security Administration: Victor Navasky

Director of National Intelligence: Eric Foner

UN Representative: Jane Fonda

Press Secretary: David Mermelstein (the real one, not the music critic)